Short Stories

Have a look at these very short stories. They are from Twitter which allows you only 140 characters (including spaces). Write 3 stories in 140 characters or less.

•  I was on a boat my mum said run. I said why theres nothing to run from. then I fell in and landed on a fish. 
• I went to the school dance when mum was away. hope she doesn't find out. she won't let me go ever again.  
• I turned my class into a kingdom. I took over the school and made it mine.